i have literally always thought “you’re so vain” was by alanis morissette and i cannot explain why really.

but i just learned who carly simon is….

so i just got a job at sephora and like i’m psyched but i need that damn employee discount. like that’s 20% off and 40% off for sephora products and i fucking need that in my life man

BEAUTYBLENDER & LIGHT N SHADE PALETTE U WILL BE MINE SOON

HAPPY FALL

ooooooookaaaaaaaaay

i got back on tumblr because it’s the only place i feel comfortable dropping tidbits like the fact that wine and drag queens are the only things that get me through a day on my own

falloutgallery:

Nuka Cola ad from Fallout 4 

fuckin ghost adventures